Because Personal Space is a Human Right
Ever wished you could ward off unwanted social interactions without saying a word? Tired of random people thinking you're open for unsolicited conversations, awkward hugs, or—worse—group activities? The ForceWear 'Not Friendly, Do Not Touch' Hoodie is here to do the talking (so you don’t have to).
Crafted from 80% premium, battle-hardened cotton, this Hoodie is soft enough for comfort but firm enough to remind people to keep their grubby mitts to themselves. With bold, no-nonsense typography, the message is clear: Approach at your own risk.
Features:
✅ Social Battery Saver – One look at this shirt, and people will think twice before asking you dumb questions.
✅ Tactical Personal Space Enforcement – Whether in a queue, on public transport, or surrounded by overly enthusiastic extroverts, this hoodie keeps the enemy at bay.
✅ High-Visibility Warning System – The striking design ensures that even the most oblivious offenders (you know who you are) get the message loud and clear.
✅ Unisex & Universally Applicable – Perfect for introverts, grumpy veterans, caffeine-deprived humans, and anyone who values a quiet life.
Ideal for work, the pub, the gym, or anywhere you’d rather not be spoken to, the ‘Not Friendly, Do Not Touch’ Hoodie is the ultimate way to protect your personal space without breaking social norms, or kneecaps.
Grab yours today and enjoy the bliss of solitude. No talking required. 🚷
DETAILS:
- Printed in our Signature Battleworn® Style
- Unisex Fit
- Tagless, Itch-Free Design
- Side Seamed / Ultra-Comfortable
- Strong Double Needle Stitching
- 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester
- Machine Wash Max 30 Deg
- Do Not Tumble Dry